Author: David Robison

  • A Love Letter to Collecting Vinyl

    A Love Letter to Collecting Vinyl

    This year August 12th was National Vinyl Records Day. This little fact has inspired me to share, not only why I like collecting these incredible, impractical, plastic sound disks, but also a few of my favorite records from my collection.

    The best thing about vinyl to me, will always be the experience. It is almost visceral the way you have to, after deciding what you want to listen to, flip through your collection to find the album. Slide it out of the jacket, getting hit with the smell of cardboard as you do so. The feel of the paper inner sleeve crinkle as you pull the record out. The way you have to carefully hold the record (only by the edges, you don’t want your greasy prints on the grooves) as you put it on the turn table. Spinning up the platter, setting the needle, and at least in my rickety old house the way you have to ensure everyone in the room walks softer to not skip the record, takes on a reverence as you sit there listening or dancing only to have to flip the record and do it all again. You simply don’t get that type of experience in the world of digital music streaming. 

    The next best thing about vinyl is the hunt. I don’t know about you, but I know that I could buy any type of music digitally off the internet but that doesn’t scratch the primal hunter gatherer part of my brain the way going to a record store and flipping through their stock only to find or not find the exact album I wanted does. Then you have what my wife likes to call: Pokémon syndrome. When you have to have the coolest, most rare, or unique version of a record. In the DIY music space, this really just translates to getting your favorite artists album pressing because it’s hard to know if they will ever press another. However, when it comes to other, more mainstream artists, the sky really is the limit on the unique pressings they do. I tend to pick the color I like the best and roll with it. Again the experience of the hunt and collecting the shiny thing is what matters.     

    As expensive hobbies go, vinyl collection is not the most egregious and can provide a lot of joy to anyone who practices it. I really enjoy it and definitely wish I had more opportunities to collect. As every vinyl collector feels, I am sure. If you have ever thought you might like to give it a try, now is just as good a time as any to give it a shot. 

    Before I let you go, here are a few pieces from my collection that I am rather fond of:

    This is a Less Than Jake/Megadeath 7 inch split. It has the song “Some of my Best Friends Are Metalhead on one side and The Disintegrators. It is a record I bought in the early 2000s at a concert. At the time,  I didn’t collect vinyl and had absolutely no intention of starting. I bought it as a keepsake and by the end of the night even managed to get Roger of Less Than Jake to sign it. It’s a cool memory from my youth, but what I think really makes it special is that—as I would come to find out many years later after starting to actually collect. This record is somewhat unique. It’s a color that was pressed from a release exclusive to the US. However, the gatefold jacket that came with was printed specifically for the European release. I spent some time asking around the Less than Jake internet community and learned that at some point several record jackets became water damaged. Those jackets were than replaced with some printed for the European release. So there is an amount of records (I have no clue exactly how many) that have this missed matched US/Europe record/jacket combo. I doubt it makes the record worth more, but to me I think it’s a neat little happenstance.   

    The other record I want to share is “Ordinary Life” by We are the Union. My copy is a repressing probably second or third if I remember correctly, but it’s olive green which is a really cool color especially with the contrast it provides against the pink cover art of the jacket. This was the first album I purchased (literally over 20 years after my first) once I decided I wanted to start collecting vinyl. It is also one of my all time favorite albums. Quite honestly, it is amazing. Y’all should at the very least give it a listen.  

  • The Prosecco Diaries by Femmes Voyous

    The Prosecco Diaries by Femmes Voyous

    Album: The Prosecco Diaries 

    Artist: Femmes Voyous

    Released: July, 07, 2025; Witch House Studios 

    Punk bands fronted by ladies, while not unicorn rare, are not exactly a dime a dozen the way punk bands packed full of dudes are. So, when you tell me that I should check one out, I am always happy to oblige. Femmes Voyous hails from Edmonton, Canada and as their name suggests (Rogue Women in French) aren’t your stereotypical “girl power” packing pop princesses. Their music is loud with in your face lyrics that are often as humorous as they are scathing. 

    The opening song on the album is “Phoenix and Raven”. It is as much a thesis statement for the album as it is a punk rock girl boss anthem. Immediately as the guitars kick in and the drums start pounding, you can tell you’re going to have a good time with this song; something, if you like this song, I can guarantee will continue for the rest of the album. I really can’t overstate how this song stakes its flag securely in the ground and declares—this band is two girlfriends out to have a good time rocking out together.    

    Candy” is another that really sets the stage. The guitar work is fantastic. The lyrics are poppy and fun in a way that really works with the metaphor the song employs. It is an extremely well put together rock song. So much so that I wouldn’t fault you if you looked up the song credits to see if it’s a cover. It is of course not, but wouldn’t be out of place on a Blondie album, no doubt. 

    Now “Punk Rock Boys” is where the Femmes Voyous’s scathing humor really shines. It is an ode to shitty boyfriends of the punk rock variety. I have no idea who the person is who inspired the song but consider that dweeb thoroughly roasted. When the chorus comes in, then they hit you with the lyric, “I loved his crusty ways” it’s so meta; I just find it endlessly hilarious. It’s my favorite song, followed in a close second by “Dive Bar”. Another great, upbeat song in the same vain as Phoenix and Raven, but this one includes a great bit, featuring a mock phone call from a boyfriend. In my head canon its the same crusty dude from Punk Rock Boys, but who knows. In it, the the boyfriend is whining about who is going to make him breakfast and the line “Your Fucking Mom” is dropped and again it just kills me. Like damn, go off queen. 

    “The Prosecco Diaries” as a freshman offering goes hard. It is a blast from beginning to end. It’s all about showing you a good time and quite possibly might even fight you if you try to be a curmudgeon. If you didn’t have fun by the end of it, you should probably go to the doctor and make sure you’re not dead.  

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